The Gewa is a lovely bit of wood,
It wants to help you play as best you should.
But on your Cordoba, it’s a stubborn guest,
Refusing to sit flat upon its chest.
You tried the Yamaha, the TAG3 and NCX,
But the fit is enough to leave a luthier perplexed.
It pokes and it prods, and it sticks out a mile,
Ruining the curve and your guitar’s sleek style.
The Dreadnought is broad while the pad is too slim,
Like trying to fit a small hat on a very large rim.
The curves don't shake hands, the gaps are quite wide,
There’s nowhere for that little armrest to hide!
So you might need the Wide one, or a sander in hand,
To make it the flattest armrest in the land.
Or tell that little piece, "You’re a beautiful wood,
But you just don't fit where I thought that you would!"